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Yoshinoya
Since I think I know what I mean.
- Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
- I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
- Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
- Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
- Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
- You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
- It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
- There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
- "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
- You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
- Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
- That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
- the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
- Women and children should screw off and stay home.
- Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
- Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
- I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
- I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
- Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
- Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
- That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
- Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
- And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
- However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
- I can't recommend it to amateurs.
- What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
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